Director: Rob Minkoff
Right, so we all know what this is about: The Forbidden Kingdom is the latest chapter in Hollywood’s aggressive courtship of the Chinese movie-going public. With its bilingual elements and thoroughly pop sensibilities, it could have been a watershed film. But instead of a cross-pollination of ideas from the East and the West, we’re presented with a movie that reaches new levels of blandness and banality.
Certainly, Hollywood executives Bob and Harvey Weinstein are never ones to turn down the chance to make a quick buck. With the high-profile team-up of kung fu’s biggest hitters, Jackie Chan and Jet Li, they’ve manufactured a cross-cultural adventure movie that panders to every possible demographic. Teenage girls who wince at the thought of Jackie and Jet cracking heads preying mantis-style can swoon at the dashing Michael Angarano – he plays a kung fu film buff who is magically transported from modern-day America to ancient China.
Call it Lord of the Rings meets Journey to the West. Angarano’s character is sent on a mission to return a fabled staff to the imprisoned Monkey King. It’s easy to mock Angarano’s failings – so I will: It’s a disgrace to see this cretin, who ticks every box for white bread mediocrity, share the screen with two legends of Chinese cinema. But even Chan and Li aren’t the men they once were, and it’s disappointing to see them increasingly reliant on short takes, digital effects and stunt doubles to perform the eye-popping feats that forged their reputations. It’s kung fu, Jackie, but not as we like it.